"I was going to start a riot if she sent you home, I was like 'NOOOO, YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG DECISION!'," shrieks Courtney Act.
YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season six recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!
All the strutting, pouting and scrag fights from seasons 3 to 8, lovingly recapped for your reading pleasure.
Brandon, Brenda, Dylan, Kelly and... the others revived in glorious GIF form.
Apparently it's a double episode of Drag Race this week. Which is awesome because you know what else it is this week? MY HOLIDAYS.
Sorry chickens, but as the self conscious chicken said: I just can't do this crap on the road.
So you'll all just have to wait until next week when I can resume duties, by which time you probably won't care any more and have moved on to some other blog.
SORRY BOUT IT.
PS: please don't leave me.