The Bachelorette Australia recaps

One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

The Bachelor Australia recaps

Sequins, spray tans and sex - it's season 3 of the world's stupidest dating show.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season seven recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

The Daters recaps

Six young Aussies navigate the real life rocky road to love - and we poke fun at them.

Sunday, November 01, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, FINALE

You know how in The Bachelor season one they went to Thailand for the big finale episode?

And in season two they went to South Africa?

And in season three they... well, let's maybe forget season three.

But here we are at the finale of The Bachelorette and the tradition of exotic locations has continued because here Sam is in....

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 9

So I'm back from my fabulous beach holiday and, as some of you may have guessed from the relative silence around here in the last week, I had sort of planned to slip into the shadows and not actually finish this nonsense. But then a bunch of you were like "Awwww" and I started to feel guilty...

So for all three of you who still care about this shit: here we go...

Saturday, October 17, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 8

Right, here's the deal. I have to catch a plane to Queensland in approximately 14 hours where I intend to lie on a beach for one whole week straight and drink lots of champagne and quite probably some margaritas and also not touch a computer at all, which basically means I need to get this recap done fast, right now.

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 7

We rejoin our final five in the beautifully astro-turfed garden of the Dude Ranch where Sasha and Dave are punching each other, Alex and Michael are sitting on their big balls, and Richie is standing silently wondering how Dave is still here.

Monday, October 12, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode Six

First off I would like to apologise for the quality of the images in this recap. Not only because several of them contain Osher Gunsberg, but because they are generally pixelated and crap.

For this, I choose to blame the god of the internet.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 5

We rejoin our blokes in the Shag Mansion rumpus room, where everyone is having a totally spontaneous and unscripted conversation about who might be getting the next date with Sam.

Monday, October 05, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 4

We rejoin our bachelors on the patio of the Dude Ranch, where they're all busy practising their acts for the evening's inaugural Bachelorette Talent Contest:

Saturday, October 03, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 3

Day three at the Bro Bungalow, and now that David the international model has gone all the blokes are staging a mini Olympics to determine who is the alpha.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 2

We begin episode two at the end of a jetty, where bachelorette Sam is going over the men she met at last night's cocktail party and is considering jumping off.

Friday, September 25, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 1

So there I was, recovering in the emergency room after a vodka shot induced near-death-experience from recapping the season finale of The Bachelor Australia, when it came on the TV:

Sigh.

Yes, it appears that after three years Australians have finally decided they quite enjoy watching desperate singles fight each other for flowers on the telly, so now we have The Bachelorette - just like the The Bachelor, but more predatory.